Wednesday, May 05, 2004  
Moises Alou's Home Remedies

You've all heard of books that contain home remedies for common ailments. In fact, some of us may even own one. Well if you do, get it out and mark this remedy in the back. To prevent callouses on your hands due to not using batting gloves, simply pee on your hands everyday. Sounds simple enough right? Well this in fact Moises Alou's proven method. I don't know about you guys, but if it keeps Alou hitting the way he has this year, he can take a dump on his hand before a game for all I care. I read about this story in the link and saw it on Pardon the interruption on the same day. Maybe it would also work on Mitre's arm and Prior's Achilles. They could all just have one big, weird, gay piss party.

Pick to click contest for May 5th, 2004


Here are the picks for today. Leave yours in the comment section. Tell people about this contest to make it popular. Just leave your first and last name (make sure you leave your last name) or come up with a creative name for yourself (use the same one each day) and e-mail address in the comment section along with your pick for the day. Remember, this competition is for prizes at the end of the year, so get your pick in EVERY GAME!!!!! Just a quick reminder on what the prizes are. There will be prizes for 1st - 3rd. The three prizes to choose from will be 1)$15 gift cert. to MLB.com shops 2) Ernie Banks autograph 3) Nice Wrigley Field plaque.

Today's Picks

Joe: Kerry Wood

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